- Stranger: Looking for someone you can cheat with. Hang on.
- You're now cheating with a random stranger. Say oh!
- Stranger: ooooh!!
- You: :OH MY
- Stranger: was it worth?
- You: like me work it? i put my thang down flip it and reverse it?
“l’erba del vicino è sempre più verde” —Italian from Omegle.
Stop! HAMMER TIME.
“Didn’t I see ya, see ya cryin’?” —
- 1: Hey, how do you think we're going to do tonight?
- 2. We are going to sound terrible.
“meh chemistry” — My friend, Ryan
Take my heart and break it
Make it worth my wild
Who cares that anyone sees
Just melt my heart to stone
“Hundred of pages, four words” —Jason Mraz
I’m going to a party where I’m going to have to dress up as an “Archie” character. Oh man, this is excitment at it’s best.