“Today, I got a haircut. Right after the lady finished washing my hair she grabbed a towel to wipe her nose. She then proceeded to use the same towel to thoroughly dry my hair. FML” —
- Sarah: okay so since person was a total let down on saturday you have to host another event in which an invite can be presented to him, and he will oblige and come visit the rivera residence when i am there, hence we fall in love and ride away together foreve and we live happily ever after!
- Maegan: Sorry? I believe Person and I are destined for marriage in the future. He DID bring me cake. Don't believe that you will be together forever. Puhhh-LEASE. You have Peach Fuzz. I have my darling.
“Baby, oh no” —
SUP 2:39 AM?
“yes cause the closest mickey d’s is like 5 miles away, though i will beef patty special sauce pickles onions lettuce cheese on a sesame seed bun your ass” —My friend, Quinn
“sorry but as always i need the bananas n the nuts!!! wink wink!!!!!” —My Aunt’s comment while another Aunt mentioned a banana spilt without the banana.
Oh yeah. Happy Birthday to Me.
“She’s so fun” —
Vamos a Nueva York
Fuck yeah awesome
So I was pretty much having fun compiling this list of Fuck Yeah Tumblrs until I stumbled upon: Fuck Yeah Fuck Yeahs! “A Tumblr dedicated to all Fuck Yeah Tumblrs great and small” FML.
Dear dog of mine,
please kindly shut up
Hey, it's 11:11