the working title
kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

kaliforhnia:

when you run out of energy on the Kim Kardashian game

doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

doodlur:

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too fast and i will catch it."

yuzees:

iconic

So here we are: a thief, two thugs, an assassin and a maniac. But we’re not going to stand by as evil wipes out the galaxy. I guess we’re stuck together, partners.

i-xv-mcmxciv:

princess-fellatio:

kimkanyekimye:

kimkardashian: #BringYourDaughterToWorkDay

Omgggggg!!!

NORTH IS TOO FUCKING CUTE omg

i-xv-mcmxciv:

princess-fellatio:

kimkanyekimye:

kimkardashian: #BringYourDaughterToWorkDay

Omgggggg!!!

NORTH IS TOO FUCKING CUTE omg


you’re a good dog cosmo

you’re a good dog cosmo



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”